OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS

OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS

1. - If u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2. - if u didn't play rubber band.
3. - if u never bath in the d rain.
4. - if nobody told u about India vs. Nigeria 99-1
5. - If u did not sleep on the couch and woke up on the bed.
6. - if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7. - if u didn't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8. - if u didn't act film inside uncompleted buildings or under d bed with friends.
9. - if u have never flew a kite.
10. - if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11. - if u never wrote your name on a paper and insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12. - if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13. - if u never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14. - if u didn't hear of ghost that stays under mango trees at night.
15. - if u never drove a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16. - if u never mix Garry and sugar in ur pocket and eat it while walking on the street.
17. - If u never did mama n papa play e.g. cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18. - if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.


........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!

Do you know it is not jangilova epo motor?
It is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!
I bet u don't know. Don’t be shy. i didn't know either until I grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of Nigeria Adult doesn't know dat nursery rhyme
"sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! Keep sharing d fun and
laugh it off.
***% don’t break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate
2 remember dem of their childhood memories

Comment one of ur skul n play mate name .
chick here for more fact

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